Christmas gifts for NFL Teams.
Browns: I give the Browns a head coach that will let Weeden be Weeden. Shurmur is way too much of a control freak to allow his QB to even audible out of a bad play. He has to go.
Steelers: The team needs an offensive line. Being a Browns fan I give them a subscription to Direct TV so the players can watch the playoffs on the team set.
Bengals: I give them a steep decline of both the Steelers and Ravens. That not only helps them but helps the Browns as well.
Ravens: I wish the Ratbirds nothing but bad luck forever. They stole the Browns and deserve to suffer for it. I also wish that former Browns owner Art Muddle never gets elected to the HOF. He deserves to be elected to the hall of infamy.
Chiefs: The team needs a QB. But the 2013 draft class is not stocked with sure fire QB prospects. They “won” the first overall draft pick by being a team that could not beat the Sisters of Perpetual Misery. That must be the school where they got both QBs Cassel and Quinn.… Read more at FryingPanSports